Anonymous said: How do you know you've found that one girl? I've liked a lot of other girls before but I don't know how I would know
I’m not being funny, right, but I have a theory about this. Hear me out.
Everybody poops, right? Everybody does it. Hell, even Taylor Swift poops. My theory is: if you can picture your person in question pooping, and not be grossed out by it, then there’s a pretty good chance you’ve found the one. Like, the thought of Kaelyn pooping, to me, is just so adorable.
You have to do the test both ways, though - if they’re grossed out by the thought of you pooping, then it’s not meant to be.
Try it, guys. The poop test.
I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
I can’t wait to move in with someone and cook for them and own dogs and watch movies and have a live-in-best-friend who I get to bang
I JUST WANT TO LAY ON THE FLOOR WITH YOU
AND KISS YOUR STUPID FACE
AND SNUGGLE YOU ALL NIGHT
I DON’T KNOW
I’M LAME OKAY
YOU’RE JUST REALLY AMAZING